Masters in Deception: Inside Malta’s Love Affair with the Art of the Swindle

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*By a Hot Malta Correspondent*

Valletta’s Strait Street, 11 p.m. on a humid Friday. A hen-party from Manchester is cheering as a street magician turns three coloured balls into a live goldfish. Thirty metres away, outside the old “Rex” bar, 68-year-old Ġorġ “Ġaħan” Cassar leans on his walking stick and chuckles. “That’s not magic,” he mutters in Maltese, “that’s ħajja ħela—wasted life. We invented the trick before his granddad was born.”

Ġaħan isn’t being cruel; he’s invoking a centuries-old Maltese phrase that wraps together sleight-of-hand, white lies and social camouflage into one national past-time: the gentle art of deceptive survival. From carnival floats that hide political satire in plain sight to village band clubs that quietly shuffle membership cards before an election, Malta has always danced with half-truths the way others dance the polka—enthusiastically, and usually after too many Cisk.

The island’s first written reference to organised trickery appears in 1582, when inquisitor Pietro Dusina complained that “certain persons do stage false miracles with bones of cats, selling them as relics of St Agatha”. Four-hundred-and-forty years later, the props have changed but the bones of the game remain. Today’s cat bones are Instagram giveaways, timeshare “free holidays” and cryptocurrency seminars held in slick Sliema hotels. The miracle promised is still the same: something for nothing, preferably with a sea view.

Walk into any bar in Birkirkara and ask who remembers “Tal-Fjun” (the fireworks hawker) and you’ll trigger a chain of stories: how he sold colour-coded tickets for the 1982 feast that supposedly guaranteed the best rooftop vantage; how the roof in question collapsed under the weight of expectant tourists; how Tal-Fjun vanished, leaving only a box of soggy tickets and the smell of gunpowder. Older patrons laugh, but the laughter is layered with admiration. “Kien jaf jaħdem,” they nod—“he knew how to work it.” In Malta, successful deception is rarely condemned; it is graded like a school exam, with extra marks for flair.

The digital age has simply moved the rooftop to the cloud. Last month, a 19-year-old from Żebbuġ who calls himself “CryptoPrince” promised followers 300 % returns in a week if they deposited funds into his “Malta-blockchain-verified” wallet. When the inevitable happened, the outrage lasted exactly two news cycles. Then came the memes: CryptoPrince’s face photoshopped onto a carnival float wearing a crown of €50 notes, captioned “Kings of Ħajja Ħela, keep the tradition alive”. The joke is the communal safety valve: by laughing together, the island absolves itself.

Yet deception here is not always harmless cabaret. The 2016 Panama Papers leak revealed that two of Malta’s highest political offices held secret companies in the British Virgin Islands. Protesters filled Valletta’s streets chanting “Masters in Deception” while waving placards adorned with carnival masks. The phrase, once affectionate, curdled overnight. When journalist Daphne Caruana Galizia—who had coined “ħajja ħela” to describe those same offshore antics—was assassinated in 2017, the national flirtation with trickery collided with a darker reality. The murder trial is still rolling, but the takeaway for many Maltese is sobering: if deception is our folk music, someone finally let the drums drown out the melody.

Still, the appetite for illusion persists. This June, the Malta International Arts Festival will host a week-end masterclass titled “Misdirection & Identity” led by Las Vegas conjurer and second-generation Maltese-Alex Magri. Participants will learn card forces inside the 17th-century Sacra Infermeria, the same halls where the Knights once feasted between battles. Magri insists the timing is coincidence; locals swear it is fate. Either way, 200 tickets sold out in 42 minutes.

Back on Strait Street, Ġaħan stubs out his cigarette and prepares to shuffle home. I ask if he ever feels guilty for laughing at the victims. He shrugs: “In Malta, the trick isn’t the lie, it’s believing you’re too smart to fall for it. We all fall. The art is standing up with a smile, and maybe a new story.”

As long as the island keeps telling itself that story—polished, exaggerated, just believable enough—the masters of deception will never be short of apprentices. The only price of admission is the willingness to pretend you knew the ending all along.