Kimmel Cancelled: Why Malta’s Comedians Fear They’re Next After U.S. Crackdown

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VALLETTA – Maltese night-owls who stream Jimmy Kimmel Live! while munching on ħobż biż-żejt woke up to a bombshell yesterday: ABC has pulled the plug on the veteran comic after a monologue mocking U.S. Senator Kirk’s “war-on-Christmas” crusade triggered a ferocious White House backlash. By Maltese lunch-time, #KimmelGate was trending higher than the Nadur Carnival, with islanders split between defending satire and asking whether our own broadcasters would survive similar heat.

The offending sketch, aired last Thursday, ridiculed Kirk’s claim that “Jesus was cancelled by woke elves” and joked that the Senator’s next committee would investigate Father Christmas for tax evasion. Within hours the clip racked up 12 million views—roughly 24 times Malta’s population—before the Federal Communications Authority allegedly leaned on Disney-ABC. By Friday night the network issued a terse statement: “Jimmy Kimmel Live! will pause production indefinitely.” No return date was given; staff were told to clear their desks.

For Malta, a country that only legalised stand-up comedy clubs in 1989 and still fines performers for “public blasphemy”, the cancellation feels eerily close to home. “We’ve been here,” says Andre’ “Zeppi” Camilleri, comedian behind the Valletta improv troupe Punchline!. “In 2022 my sketch about the €400,000 Marsa statue was slapped with a police notice. If Kimmel can vanish overnight, what chance do we have on TVM?”

Indeed, Malta’s Broadcasting Authority can revoke licences for content deemed “offensive to public feeling”—a clause originally written to protect Catholic sentiment. Last June, popular current-affairs show Xtra was suspended for two weeks after host Saviour Balzan quipped that “some cabinet members pray more to developers than to Saint Publius.” The incident sparked a 3,000-strong protest outside Parliament demanding clearer artistic-safe-harbour rules; a petition is still winding through Strasbourg courts.

Local cultural anthropologist Dr. Gabriella Azzopardi argues that satire occupies a unique space in Maltese identity. “From 16th-century carnival floats mocking the Grand Master to today’s TikTok priests, we’ve always used humour as a pressure valve,” she explains. “When external powers—whether the Inquisition or modern algorithms—squeeze that valve, the island feels it viscerally.” Her 2021 survey found 68 % of Maltese millennials rely on political memes as their primary news source, higher than the EU average.

The Kimmel fallout is already rippling through Malta’s creative economy. Campus FM, the University of Malta radio station, cancelled a planned live commentary on Friday, fearing “diplomatic repercussions” because the U.S. Embassy co-sponsors its media-studies programme. Meanwhile, streaming service Melita Play reported a 40 % spike in VPN subscriptions as viewers scramble to access overseas mirrors of Kimmel’s banned monologue. “We sold out of annual packages,” one Sliema shop assistant laughed. “Turns out censorship is good for business.”

At the watering-hole Havana in St. Julian’s, American expats gathered to watch re-runs of Kimmel’s 2009 Malta-weather spoof. “I moved here thinking Europe respects free speech,” said Michigan teacher Carla Grech. “Now I’m applying for Maltese citizenship just in case I need refuge from my own country’s madness.” Her remark drew cheers—and a few cynical jeers reminding her of Malta’s own “criminal code” articles on vilification of religion.

Still, satirists refuse to be muzzled. This weekend the Manoel Theatre will host “Kirk-us of Comedy”, a fundraiser where local comics will read the banned Kimmel jokes verbatim. Proceeds go to the newly minted “Institute for Seditious Laughter”, modelled on Dublin’s Project Arts Centre. Tickets, priced at a symbolic €7.13—Kimmel’s birthday is 13 November—sold out in 42 minutes. Organiser Sephora Pace insists the event isn’t anti-American. “It’s pro-dialogue,” she says. “If we can’t laugh at senators or statues of mythical knights, we’re not a democracy—we’re a museum.”

Whether ABC reinstates Kimmel or Malta further loosens its blasphemy laws, one thing is clear: in an island where neighbours still argue over 1980s political stickers, the right to joke is no laughing matter. As the Valletta skyline lights up for the upcoming Christmas season, the flickering screens usually tuned to late-night satire will instead broadcast reruns of old festa fireworks—beautiful, safe, and conspicuously silent.